Sunday, December 21, 2008

When High Karate Won't Do It...

Fellas, use sparingly. The Burger King Corporation has introduced Flame to the growing roster of pheromone stimulation aids. The pitch: "The Whopper is America's favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame broiled meat." Does it come with and without onions?

When they introduce a scent that makes a middle-aged married man smell like he just took out the garbage, cleaned the dishes and put the seat up without being told, then we're on to something.

Awwwww yeeeeahhhh......

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