Tuesday, December 9, 2008

No Updates Tomorrow…

Sorry Backbenchers, but there will be no updates tomorrow; I’m calling in ‘Gay’

I'm reminded of the old Saturday Night Live sketch with Bill Murray chastising his son for his decision to stay home from school (for no particular reason other than he was bored), and pointing out the decision’s ultimate ramifications (industry shuts down, Russians at the door, total chaos, etc.).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think we have to worry about our nation's steel mills and shipyards shutting down tomorrow.

Of course it would be funny to have unemployed auto workers fill in the chorous lines tomorrow.

Ah-ooo-ga!

Anonymous said...

What if I'm a real man but I went to see "Brokeback Mountain" because my girlfriend told me it was a cowboy flick.

Can I take half the day off?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, only if you're bi.

Goldwater's Ghost said...

Anon,

"My girlfriend told me..." Riiiiiight...