Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Navel Gazer Of The Day…

If a drunk never leaves his stool, is it drunk driving? This is not a philosophical dilemma analogous to the tree-in-the-woods question, this is an actual case in which Ohio authorities have charged a man with drunken driving where, after responding to a call of a crash, officers found 28 year-old Kile Wygle amid the wreckage of a motorized bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawnmower engine. Wygle later admitted to the officers that he had consumed 15 beers before getting behind the bar of his bar stool. The young man has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Fight the power.

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