Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Obama Uses Monitor; Teleprompter Heartbroken

The air in the East Room of the White House was abuzz with rumor and innuendo last evening when President Obama was seen reading from a newer, younger and definitely more sleek LCD monitor.

His teleprompter attempted to put up a stoic front despite the obvious snub, but friends say the device is heartbroken and seeking comfort with several IBM Thinkpads in the White House basement.

“They’ve set up the East Room, and Big Boy said he’d feel more comfortable having lots of friends around him,” said the teleprompter. “The LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s back in the White House.”

Stand by your man.

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